I went to a bridal shower this weekend. First off, before I get to the topic of tonight, I have to say, I am so ignorant about wedding stuff. I’m learning all this new crap I just can’t believe are real things. Like, for every ribbon the bride breaks when opening bridal shower gifts, that is the number of children she will have. WTF? Want kind of sorcery is this? Where the hell does this shit come from? The bride is like me in this respect, she opened those packages like she was defusing a damn bomb. No children for her!
Then every person that got her a gift attached a card. Ummm…was I suppose to get her a card? I just wrote on the little “card leaf” attached to the handle of the gift bag. You know: “To you, from me” type of thing. Why was I not notified of this card rule?
Suffice it to say, I was way out of my depth at the shower but it was still fun. The bride was one of my friends who gave one of our kittens a home. It was cool to see her kitten face again! Her name is Rooney.
Wow, I got off track. So, while at this bridal shower, I realized something horrible about myself. I…am…the annoying person who laughs too loud. Yup, that’s me. The person everyone looks at because her laugh rises above everyone else’s. How embarrassing! I can’t believe it. I guess I never noticed it before because I’m rarely around that many people who are all laughing at the same time. When you can hear yourself laugh over 40 other women laughing at the same time, you know you have a problem.
What the hell do I do about this? I don’t know if I can control the volume of my laughter because laughter comes out naturally. But I don’t want to be that person everyone looks at awkwardly because she is laughing way to loudly. OMG, kill me!
That is all.